niM6I62 Code, Spoken Words, and a Collection of Comments October 31, 2009
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“niM6I62 Code”
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This is probably a Da Vinci code. To decode it, read it slowly and audibly in front of a mirror. It’s scary but true. Be strong and have faith.
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“Spoken Words”
Somebody said,
It’s hard to say “I’m sorry.”
It’s hard to say “I love you.”
It’s even harder to say “I need you.”
But I realized that the most difficult thing to really say is:
“Ruler, Roller, Lower…” ten times (while clapping, in 15 seconds).
Try it!
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“The New Irrational Version (NIV)”
These comments were written by children concerning their thoughts on the Bible. Sometimes, we, adults, have our own memory lapses or misinterpretations, too.
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The bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals came to in pears. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a partridge who had twelve sons. One of Jacob’s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
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Sampson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by Jezebel. Then he slayed the Philistines with the ax of the apostles.
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David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the Manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.
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Jesus said the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, “Man doth not live by sweat alone.”
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The people who followed the Lord were called the twelve decibels. The epistles were the wives of apostles. One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taxi man. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Notes:
“niM6I62 Code”
source: from forwarded SMS message; I slightly edited it.
“Spoken Words”
source: from forwarded SMS message; I slightly edited it.
“The New Irrational Version (NIV)”
source: from a book by Wayne Rice, pp. 104-105.
Disclaimer:
The comments mentioned on this article are to amuse us only. They are not based on scientific facts or biblical study.
Voter Registration Deadline: October 31st October 30, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Events, Nation.Tags: Biometrics Capture, COMELEC, Registration
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Tomorrow, October 31st, is the last day for registration of new voters in the May 2010 elections. Registration centers nationwide will still accept registrants until 12 midnight, tomorrow.
That’s right—until 12 midnight; going home on a cold, dark, rainy, spooky hour on November 1st is not for the faint hearted. No ghost voters, please (*j/k).
Where are we? Yes, we still have more time to register. Get ready to vote on May 2010!
Registration Schedule:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/contreg/2010_elections/schedule.html
COMELEC Extends Registration Hours:
http://www.gmanews.tv/story/175191/comelec-extends-registration-hours
Continuing Registration:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/contreg/2010_elections/information_materials.html
Biometrics Capture:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/contreg/2010_elections/dcm.html
Official Commission on Election (COMELEC) Website:
http://www.comelec.gov.ph/index.html
Philippine Presidents:
http://www.gov.ph/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=200029&Itemid=26
Note:
*j/k – just kidding ; a joke
Free MP3s from Integrity Music October 27, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Music Video & Lyrics.Tags: Christian Music, Integrity Music, Israel Houghton, MP3s, Paul Baloche
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From the “SONGS” tab of Integrity Music Menu, we will see several MP3s that can be downloaded for free. Apparently, there is no direct link to the “SONGS” tab. We have to key in this URL first or click if we want to, then hit the said tab:
So far, there are only five MP3s that can be downloaded at an instant. We don’t need to log in or register. Look for these titles on the “FEATURED SONGS” list:
3. “Everywhere That I Go” – Israel Houghton
4. “No Reason To Hide” – Hillsong United
5. “Today Is The Day” – Lincoln Brewster
8. “Be Lifted Up” – Don Moen
10. “Revelation Song” – Kari Jobe
Also, there’s a song being showcased on the “Integrity Songcast.” Well, guess what? This MP3 is also free! The song is:
“Offering” (Christmas Version) by Paul Baloche,
from the album “Worship and Adore: A Christmas Offering”
If it’s not being displayed after striking the “SONGS” tab, use the “KEYWORD SEARCH” bar to find the mentioned MP3. Probably, the “Integrity Songcast” is featuring another song if so many days had past. This MP3, I guess, may no longer be available for free on December 2009; I hope not as early as November 2009.
At 160kbps, the sound quality of these six MP3s is quite good. We can listen to them with gusto. They don’t sound crude at all.
I don’t know if they provide new, free MP3s every month. But we may opt to visit their website, next month, to browse for fresh samplers.
For more free MP3s, the website requires us to log in or register.
Lastly, How about a quick walk through on their mission and core values?
Come.
Mission of Integrity Music:
>> Helping people worldwide experience the manifest presence of God.
Core Values:
We are dedicated and committed to:
>> Offering excellence to God in all we do
>> Personal and corporate integrity
>> Showing respect for the individual
>> Customer satisfaction
>> Teamwork
>> Serving the whole Church worldwide
>> The stewardship of our resources
>> Encouraging an innovative culture
Online Public Weather Bureau September 30, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Click It, Nation, TECHNOLOGY.add a comment
If you want an accurate public weather forecast on our country, go to:
Mission of PHILIPPINE ATMOSPHERIC, GEOPHYSICAL AND
ASTRONOMICAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION (PAGASA) is shown below:
“The primary mission of PAGASA is to provide protection of life and property against natural hazards due to typhoons, floods, drought, giant waves, high seas, etc., to utilize scientific knowledge and information as an effective instrument to ensure the safety, well being, economic security and improve the quality of life of all the people and the environment; and to promote national progress and contribute to regional socio-economic development through various applications of meteorology, geophysics and space sciences (including astronomy).”
It pays to be knowledgeable on weather conditions, especially when there is a major storm hovering near Southeast Asia or the Pacific Ocean. We can set appointments and manage health and life hazards wisely.
Storms are like poisonous snakes; they are erratic. Their speed rates vary. We don’t know precisely how fast they can travel and how lethal they can be.
It is better to be prepared for the storm even if the storm fails to come in our region than to be caught unprepared and then the fierce storm brings chaos to our houses, streets and cities.
Tropical Storm “Ondoy” Affects More Than a Million People September 29, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Nation.Tags: Metro Manila, NDCC, PAGASA Weather Bureau, Tropical Storm
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Who would have thought that the storm “Ondoy” would create so much destruction on certain parts of Luzon, particularly on low lying areas of Metro Manila, last September 26, Saturday?
The tropical storm “Ondoy” left more than a million people in the Philippines affected. Possessions, houses, and cars were abandoned soaking with water. Hundreds of lives perished.
The rainfall, according to PAGASA, reached 410 millimeters (1.3448 feet).
Let’s hope for the best (situations) and be prepared for the worst (scenarios).
09/25/2009 | 06:34 PM
09/26/2009 | 12:42 PM
QTV: Several parts of Metro Manila swamped by floods due to ‘Ondoy’
09/26/2009 | 07:09 PM
Storm ‘Ondoy’ update: Office of Civil Defense deputy chief Anthony Golez
09/29/2009 | 08:04 PM
3 weather disturbances threaten RP
09/29/2009 | 08:07 PM
Stronger, more frequent typhoons blamed on climate change
09/29/2009 | 06:16 PM
NDCC: Ondoy damage reaches almost P5B; deaths now at 246
National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC)
Purposes of Writing September 11, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Writing.Tags: Perspectives, Purpose, Writing Process
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A person writes, basically, to entertain, to inform, and to persuade others. He awakens the readers with finely-crafted words capable of capturing their minds, hearts, and hands. Next, he takes them to an extraordinary adventure which builds the readers’ perspectives, core values, skills, character and aspirations.
On the deep waters of grace and truth, the writer advises readers to navigate hand in hand, as a team. With love and discipline, they will reach the final chapter of the adventure.
Coffee, Please September 6, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in In Retrospect.Tags: Beverages, Coffee, Drink, Terms
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As I was cleaning my desk and sorting a bunch of papers yesterday morning, I saw several old clippings from newspapers. One of the newspaper articles was about coffee.
The said clipping didn’t contain steps on how to drink coffee to the next level (for instance, drinking two size Venti—Quarenta?— that would cause your eyes to slightly pop out from your head!) or how to master the art and science of (smelling and) sipping coffee (*j/k). The article simply indicated some coffee terms.
I got the clipping just for quick and easy reference.
We may google “coffee terms” to get comprehensive information.
Let us keep in mind our health before we take our next cup of coffee. Overindulgence on beverages may lead to catastrophic illnesses.
Here’s the short list of coffee terms:
COFFEE TERMS
Arabica
- More flavorful than the widely drunk coffee and the most common cultivated species of coffee in the market.
Acidity
- A very refreshing palate cleansing quality that increases the flavor and adds liveliness to the cup.
Aroma
- Smell of roasted coffee fragrance produced by brewed coffee. The first and often the most important impression. Terms used to describe it includes caramelly (candy or syrup like), carbony (for dark roasts), chocolatey, nutty, rich, round, spicy.
Blend
- A mixture of two or more varietals of coffee.
Body
- The mouth-feel (as coffee professionals refer to). It is the sense of viscosity associated with taste. The perceived thickness of brewed coffee on the tongue (watery or buttery, thin or light, medium to full, heavy or syrupy).
Cappuccino
- A drink made with espresso and milk foam.
Cupping
- A process to assess the aroma, taste, texture characteristics of a sample coffee.
Demitasse
- A French term meaning half cup. A small cup for serving Espresso.
Espresso
- A method of brewing coffee by forcing hot water at high pressure through finely ground coffee making a syrupy texture and a sweet, powerful taste.
Flavor
- The overall impression of aroma, acidity and body. Flavor is also used to acknowledge specific characteristics such as spice, nut or fruit.
Foam, Froth
- Milk which has been made thick and foamy by aerating it with hot stream.
French Roast
- Roast almost jet black in color. It is bittersweet in taste but a good French Roast does not taste burnt.
Java
- The first big world coffee supplier (Java, Indonesia) and as such became the generic word for a cup of coffee, coffee in general.
Latte
- A drink with Espresso, steamed milk and a skiff of foam.
Varietal
- Unblended coffee from a single country, region or crop.
Whole Foam
- Roasted coffee but not ground.
Notes:
I intentionally didn’t include the date on the clipping.
*j/k – just kidding
Source: Manila Bulletin Newspaper
Everyday Tips on Blogging August 31, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in Tech Domain, Writing.Tags: Blogging Tips, Daniel Scocco, Equipping, INSIGHT, Wordpress Themes, Writing Process
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Visit the link below to get everyday excellent tips on weblogging (blogging). The website contains articles from November 3, 2006 to present:
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/archives/
For an overview on the website’s free services, click these links:
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/welcome-to-daily-blog-tips/
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/welcome/
Newbies may browse the archives for “Blogging Basics” category:
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/category/blogging-basics/
We may jump to the archives for “Writing Content” category to find practical, effective tips on substance and packaging of blogging:
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/category/writing-content/
16 WordPress themes are available for free on this link. One has to subscribe to the Daily Blog Tips newsletter, though:
http://www.dailyblogtips.com/wordpress-themes/
Twenty-Five Years of God’s Goodness and Faithfulness August 30, 2009
Posted by Jayson N. in In Retrospect, Travel Vignettes.Tags: 25th Anniversary of CCF, Araneta Coliseum, CCF History Video, Faithfulness, Goodness, Key Learnings, Pastor Peter Tan-chi
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Witnessing Christ’s Commission Fellowship (CCF) celebrate twenty-five years of God’s goodness and faithfulness in Araneta Coliseum today was a blast!
The Worship Service starts by displaying the “CCF History Video.” It shows a man running on several roads and reaching different places to point CCF’s beginnings, its present location (year 2009), and the future mega site in Pasig City.
Then, the wind instruments set the atmosphere for worship and then reveal the song “With One Voice,” together with the percussion and string instruments, in a majestic way.
Ms. Kuh Ledesma renders the song “Above All” during the special number segment, leaving us in awe of God’s sovereignty and love.
Two new Christians gave their testimonies on how God saved and transformed their lives.
Enter Mr. “Pure Energy” Gary Valenciano. He walks from the right stage, says a few things, and begins to belt out the classic song “Take Me Out of the Dark.”
Amid the joyous celebration, the lights and sounds, the songs and videos, Senior Pastor Peter Tan-Chi exhorts everyone that the twenty-five years of existence of CCF is all about Jesus Christ and not about us. Also, he gave a talk based on the parable about a father and his two sons (Luke 15:11-32).
The worship service ends with people making a commitment to the great commission (Mt. 28:18-20), and praising God through songs “We’ll Be Faithful,” “Salamat, Salamat” and “Jesus, You are So Good.”
If I were to state only three key learnings from the 25th anniversary celebration, these would be:
- God loves his children unconditionally, as illustrated on the parable on Luke 15:11-32; He celebrates and rejoices after His child, who was dead, has begun to live, and who was lost, and was now found.
- CCF is a movement that glorifies God through transformed lives.
- The 25th anniversary celebration of CCF, held in Araneta Coliseum, is all about Jesus Christ and not about us; He has given us 25 years and has shown His goodness in spite of who we are.
Jayson N.
